I'm no author, but...

This morning I got an email from one cousin telling all the other cousins that our Uncle, whom none of us keep in contact with, has recently married a Chinese woman and is living in CHINA! Can my family get more strange? He's almost eighty!!!

This is the Uncle that was an acting coach in Hollywood, lived on his small yacht and participated in yacht races, and was just too strange for most of us to handle.

The story of my family would make a real "page-turner" of a book, but most of it is just too embarrassing to tell.